If Ernest Hemingway Had Written Yelp Reviews

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Pinkberry
Category: Ice Cream and Frozen Yogurt
ONE STAR

I met a woman who said she had been to Pinkberry. “What the hell is that,” I said, and she laughed but said nothing.


Sun City Asian Bistro and Café
Category: Asian
TWO STARS

I called Sam and asked him if he wanted to come to dinner…

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