December 2010
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How To
Someone asked me how I managed to pass the 20 hours I spent in an airport yesterday. Answer:
sleep uncomfortably
knock down bottles of lotion with my carryon in the Bath and Body Works store
flip through magazines I won’t buy
email on my phone. a llllot.
“tweet”
chat with the ladies in the starbucks
spend $45 at the “business center” writing a story that was...
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Me, Me, Me
Last year I only had one New Year’s Goal/Intention: Travel the world. I didn’t travel the entire world but I’m calling it a success.
In addition I knicked off six items out of 150 on my adorably dumb “life list” and made progress toward seven more.
This year I don’t feel like listing my resolutions because they are giving me grey hairs and shit. (SIGH, financial stability.) So instead here are...
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merry christmas (said in a whisper) →
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A few things you should know
1. I’ve been occasionally writing for content farm eHow.com. I am embarrassed and amused by this. For more info, read this wonderful explanation of When Robots Do Journalism (my title, but true).
2. I will rarely discuss the mind-numbing, often asinine articles I churn out for this company, as they are always about esoteric pieces of finance or home repair (ex: How to Render Mink Oil and...
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Ottawa, Ohio
Alicia: I'll text you when I'm back in the land of boredom.
me: Only if by "boredom" you mean cheap booze and petty gossip.
Alicia: I mean that exactly.
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Double Bacon Six Cheese Pizza!!! →
Guys. Come on. Guys.
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What. A. World. →
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Ikea Gives Employees bicycles →
justinaugust:
Reported at Philly.com- Ikea gave 12,400 employees bicycles, as a reward for a good year, and a bicycle because it “supports a healthy lifestyle and everyday sustainable transport,” says…
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