December 2010
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Dec 31st
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ListenSleigh Bells - Ring Ring
Dec 30th
How To
Someone asked me how I managed to pass the 20 hours I spent in an airport yesterday.  Answer: sleep uncomfortably knock down bottles of lotion with my carryon in the Bath and Body Works store flip through magazines I won’t buy email on my phone. a llllot. “tweet” chat with the ladies in the starbucks spend $45 at the “business center” writing a story that was...
Dec 30th
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Me, Me, Me
Last year I only had one New Year’s Goal/Intention: Travel the world. I didn’t travel the entire world but I’m calling it a success. In addition I knicked off six items out of 150 on my adorably dumb “life list” and made progress toward seven more. This year I don’t feel like listing my resolutions because they are giving me grey hairs and shit. (SIGH, financial stability.) So instead here are...
Dec 29th
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merry christmas (said in a whisper) →
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A few things you should know
1. I’ve been occasionally writing for content farm eHow.com. I am embarrassed and amused by this. For more info, read this wonderful explanation of When Robots Do Journalism (my title, but true). 2. I will rarely discuss the mind-numbing, often asinine articles I churn out for this company, as they are always about esoteric pieces of finance or home repair (ex: How to Render Mink Oil and...
Dec 22nd
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Ottawa, Ohio
Alicia: I'll text you when I'm back in the land of boredom.
me: Only if by "boredom" you mean cheap booze and petty gossip.
Alicia: I mean that exactly.
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Double Bacon Six Cheese Pizza!!!  →
Guys. Come on. Guys. 
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Dec 10th
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What. A. World. →
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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ListenI’m a day late, blah blah whatever. One of...
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Ikea Gives Employees bicycles →
justinaugust: Reported at Philly.com- Ikea gave 12,400 employees bicycles, as a reward for a good year, and a bicycle because it “supports a healthy lifestyle and everyday sustainable transport,” says…
Dec 9th
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ListenDeertick - Christmas All Summer Long This song...
Dec 7th
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