January 2010
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As your editor, JWOWW, I see a flaw in your logic
Jenni always had a thing for nightclubs, but being the impatient and easily annoyed type, never wanted to wait on the lines. It was the long lines, cold winters, and fake club promoters who think they own New York that made Jenni realize that she wasn’t going to be like everyone else who had to wait or pay to get into clubs in the tri-state area. After conquering the club scene on Long...
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dilemmaz
You guys. What am I going to make this year for Hamsgiving?! How can we ever top this beaut: Or Bacon fondue (which a reveler promptly dipped their balls in)? Or Travis dressed as a Sausage, carrying a baggie full of sausage (photo pre-emptively redacted by Travis’ request)? I mean, could I wrap a live animal in bacon? Could I make a Silence of the Lambs style suit from a pig’s body?...
AN OPEN LETTER TO A GUY I WORK WITH WHO ALWAYS... →
I know you’re a bit older and not technically inclined. I know you still use words like “facsimile” and “teleconference.” But here’s the thing with e-mail. When you send me one, I get it. That’s the whole point of it. Really. It’s why they invented it. So you can send me stuff electronically, and I can get it.
my life. every day. every fucking day.
best drs.
clairegrossman:
dre
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also: martin
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trip...on RED WINE
Coworker: Erin, would you mind turning down your headphones? I can hear the Gaga from here.
me: Ohmygod, I'm so sorry! (embarrassed, turns down music)
Coworker: Thanks.
(pause)
Coworker: You're still whispering the words.
me: SHIT.
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Snooki recently told Us Weekly that there's been... →
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Some college football forum picked up my field day... →
Yikes!
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“Remember when that Canadian radio program got kind of famous for just calling a...”
– Ken Layne. (via katiebakes)
WatchAdmission: I’ve failed as a member of Team Conan. Since he’s hosted the Tonight Show, I can’t say I’ve ever watched it; I’ve actually watched Letterman more, who is okay, but just okay, and certainly not more brilliant or hilarious than fake celebrity interviews or masturbating bear!
So while I feel the deep guilt of personal responsibility over this mess, I know...
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The best part about "I'm Down Like Your Internet... →
MIA wrote a song about a shitty call with Verizon customer service. Fucking rad.
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http://raraahahahromaromamagagaoohlala.com/ →
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OMG You Guys Journalism Worked! →
I’m not that naive, but it is cool that NYT called out H&M for slashing clothes and it made, like, a difference. Maybe. Via @EllieBehling
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H&M Ruins Clothes it Can't Sell Before Throwing... →
AUGH! I HATE WASTEFUL CORPORATE BULLSHIT LIKE THIS! My beloved Anthropologie apparently does the same thing. “Preserving Brand Equity” is no excuse for an idiot buyer “Overestimating Demand.” One of my resolutions this year was to stop buying pointless, disposable crap I don’t need, and that definitely applies to pretty much everything at H&M (right after I spend...
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“As other people have already noted, among the rash of lists proclaiming the best...”
– Wears The Trousers magazine (via gauntlet) (via robot-heart-politics) (via chloelikedolivia)
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Michael Pollen's "Food Rules": A Completely... →
Including
#11 Avoid foods you see advertised on television.
#36 Don’t eat breakfast cereals that change the color of the milk.
#58 Do all your eating at a table.
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As Dorothy Parker famously wrote, “I’d like to... →
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WatchA few shots from Santacon, not too exciting. Ben and I crashed (and were shamed plenty of times by drunk Santas for not dressing up). Not sure why, since I love dressing up for juvenile shit like this, but for some reason I have never wanted to do Santacon, I only like observing it. Either way it was a sight to behold.
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